寒冬时节,冷的不能忍,必须要吐槽

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1、都说春风像妈妈的手，温柔的抚摸着我们。尼玛，冬天的风像后妈的手，大嘴巴子往死里呼。北方的冬天就像容嬷嬷的手，把针往骨头缝里使劲扎！
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2、以前只知道二月春风像剪刀，现在才知道十二月冬风像TM青龙偃月刀！！！<br />
3、一到冬天就感觉自己少件貂，一出门就感觉自己少辆车，一看点就感觉自己少块表，一洗手就感觉少个钻戒，一摸脖子就感觉少条金项链。。。玛蛋，这不单单是冷的问题啊！！！ <br />
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5、如今每一次出门第都会受到来自大自然的殴打。<br />
6、两女生在聊天，一个问：你喜欢什么季节呢？另一个答：冬天，因为可以看雪花飘舞，非常浪漫。其实我认为这只是其次，主要是思春。<br />

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